Covfefe

The vastness of the vast,

the vast conspiracy.

As vast as the ocean,

vastness deep.

So vast as to be unseen

Covfefe, covfefe, anon.

From my mouth of madness

I have sprung.

Like Hemingway in Spain,

I am tweeting in vain

while the vast dark sea rolls on.

Collusion, collision

there is no cohesion.

I make up the words

and roll them together

like marbles in the wind.

covfefe, covfefe anon.

Vast is Russia

like the vast conspiracy

and the vastness of all I see.

For I live in a land

of smoke and mirrors

and clouds of witless.

covfefe, covfefe, anon.