The vastness of the vast,
the vast conspiracy.
As vast as the ocean,
vastness deep.
So vast as to be unseen
Covfefe, covfefe, anon.
From my mouth of madness
I have sprung.
Like Hemingway in Spain,
I am tweeting in vain
while the vast dark sea rolls on.
Collusion, collision
there is no cohesion.
I make up the words
and roll them together
like marbles in the wind.
covfefe, covfefe anon.
Vast is Russia
like the vast conspiracy
and the vastness of all I see.
For I live in a land
of smoke and mirrors
and clouds of witless.
covfefe, covfefe, anon.
