Life Lessons

1.

Catch the sky
With an open hand
And pocket each cloud
You find.

2.

A penny saved is worth less
Than two birds in a bush.

3.

Step on a crack
And break your mother's back
But a ball bat
Is infinitely more effective.

4.

Time waits for no man
But it occasionally waits
For just the right woman.

5.

A fool and his money
Catches more honey
Than flies.

6.

Beautiful dreamer,
Light unto me,
Buddha is sleeping
With a wake up at three.

7.

Each day is a precious gift
To be shared and saved
But never hoarded.

8.

There is never enough time
So don't bother
Wearing a watch.

9.

All men are equal.
Some are simply shorter.
It's their destiny.

10.

Catch the sky
With an open hand
And chase the sun
Every day.